Woke up this morning with a touch of the screaming ab dabs. Mother swears its all the yogurt im eating, but im not so sure. Stands to reason that the yog is having some sort of negative effect down there in the nethers but I don’t imagine its the abbies that are affected. trust me … More the tall tales of augustus blowhorn.
Yen doesn’t quite ‘get’ Blighty yet, and Blighty certainly doesn’t ‘get’ his sort. … More Elevator Etiquette
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Coming soon, a new book, from the master of conceptual fiction…. From the man that brought you; the ‘Bobden’ series; ‘A man on a mission’, and ‘Love in August‘, four-time ‘Reading book of the year’ award winner, and an all-round great, nay, marvelous guy, Dylan Yates excites fans worldwide with a new piece of fiction destined … More NEW FICTION COMING SOON…
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DEAR DIARY, BY LINCOLN COTSWOLD … More DEAR DIARY, BY LINCOLN COTSWOLD
Mitchel had been working in the office for about three weeks before things started to change. One day his manager, Mark, a frightening man with thick curls of red hair and violently blue eyes, pulled him into an office and made a seemingly daft proposition. “Mitchel, you may have recently noticed I’ve been getting called into … More Proxy
They call him jobsworth. Not on account of him being any good at work, or particularly conscientious, but more because he looked like the sort of grumple-pitted cretin to demand such a title. Plus, it seemed funny to refer to him that way. Jobsworth was about as gangsta as a three piece flannel suit, as … More Bonfire Night | dypublishing
Waking, this dream was a lot less vivid then with my eyes closed. I rose to eggs benedict, my bed located in a white palace somewhere in the South of England on a bright summer’s dawn. After a shower and change I chased pavements across a yawning town to ascend the spiral steps of my … More Dan Goes On A Date | dypublishing
Or thereabouts. Getting busy about the weekend: Tent? No. Sleeping bag? Check. Spare undies? Check. OK, good to go. We strolled down bare cliff faces risking life and limb as gusts from the south coast stung groaning bodies and coarse, roughened skin. After making it on to the rock front, the two main boys of … More Skinny Dipping in the Tangiers…