Woke up this morning with a touch of the screaming ab dabs. Mother swears its all the yogurt im eating, but im not so sure. Stands to reason that the yog is having some sort of negative effect down there in the nethers but I don’t imagine its the abbies that are affected. trust me … More the tall tales of augustus blowhorn.
BBC’s highest paid presenter in News? NB. This doesn’t take into account news presenters such as Today’s John Humphrys, who is classified ‘Entertainment’. Name lower sal (£) upper sal (£) gender age industry programmes radio/tv Jeremy Vine 700,000 749,999 Male 52 News Radio 2 show/ Eggheads Both Huw Edwards 550,000 599,999 Male 55 News BBC … More BBC’s Best-Paid Talent in News: Jeremy Vine, Huw Edwards, Andrew Marr and more
Kevin is the new you. actually he’s sort of the new all of us. Kevin is senior management at the company I work for. His eyes are slightly bulging, and a little too large for his head, which is grinning and fat. His passion is beer. Yes, beer; cheap low alcohol content british swill that … More let me introduce you to kevin.
Yen doesn’t quite ‘get’ Blighty yet, and Blighty certainly doesn’t ‘get’ his sort. … More Elevator Etiquette
Why Season 2 Of Serial Is So Bad To Listen To. … More Why Season 2 of Serial is so, like…not good
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Coming soon, a new book, from the master of conceptual fiction…. From the man that brought you; the ‘Bobden’ series; ‘A man on a mission’, and ‘Love in August‘, four-time ‘Reading book of the year’ award winner, and an all-round great, nay, marvelous guy, Dylan Yates excites fans worldwide with a new piece of fiction destined … More NEW FICTION COMING SOON…
How to get declined at an interview for flatmates … More How to get declined at an interview for flatmates
DEAR DIARY, BY LINCOLN COTSWOLD … More DEAR DIARY, BY LINCOLN COTSWOLD
Umberé keeps turning up unannounced. I think he’s been tinkering with the drink again. I tried to tell mum, in as organised a fashion as possible, but the woman just will not have it! OK, so at times I can be a little unconventional with my directives but come on! Just reply to me and say; … More While reading my sister’s diary I found this: