Kevin is the new you. actually he’s sort of the new all of us.
Kevin is senior management at the company I work for. His eyes are slightly bulging, and a little too large for his head, which is grinning and fat.
His passion is beer. Yes, beer; cheap low alcohol content british swill that passes as toilet cleaner in more refined sections of europe.
Can I get an amen!?
Kevin is currently sitting on the 7th floor disabled lavetory tweeting his ideas on brand managment to the company.
The man is filthy and disgusting, but in truth, shares a little in common with all of us: He’s a dypublishing fan.
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