North South Collide – Episode 23

The boys are back in formidable fashion. Topics cover such events as Josh’s book signing, and  ‘Marooned In Aggieland’ being placed one shelf above Kate and Will’s biography, in Barnes and Noble.

“No that was Raul who just stuck his head in, Raul GET OUT!”

“Get out, you dirty bastard” – A slightly odd, if not entertaining interchange when a nearby squatter pops in, to give his thoughts on dot com domains.

Here’s a quote from George Clooney: “The North South Collide Podcast Series is a stroke of sheer genius on the part of the lads.” Big words indeed. Thanks George.


North South Collide – Episode 22

The fellas are back. Some great stand-outs in this one, while the boys discuss the possibility of Dylan becoming a squatter.

“You’ll get raided the shit out of!”

“I didn’t envision my late 20’s to be this sort of gig…” – Another one from Josh, on the premise of squatting.

Enjoy it.

North South Collide – Episode 21

The boys are back (or they will be soon). New recording session took place at North South Collide HQ earlier this week, but this is the last of the old lot. Please excuse the dated references.

Josh, amongst other thigs, pontificates on the benefits of the Taiwan airline disaster on the price he had to pay for a plane ticket. His views are NOT endorsed by management.

“I’d rather be clueless then just think, oh, it’s going to be alright’ – Well good news Josh, you are.


North South Collide – Episode 20

The boys are back in clipped fashion.

Sorry about the minute’s silence at the beginning of last week’s podcast, this has now been fixed and updated for our avid fan base (Messrs Perry and Yates).

Enjoy some more nonsense this week with comments such as: “I don’t mind not seeing…”
“I’ll take that as personal” – Josh’s reply in a testy interchange between the boys as things get tense.


North South Collide – Episode 19

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Lad alert: They’re back, and better than ever – apologies for sleight discrepancies in regard to the relevance of topics covered – this was recorded pre-xmas ’14.

“Half the recruiters I approached for a job thought i’d worked in texaco…the petrol garage” – Josh on the state of English geographical knowledge.

Sorry for the wait. Enjoy.

The Rioja Journals: introducing DYLAN YATES (and his sidekick, Marti)

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my spot on HTBJ

Originally posted on howtobejobless:

How to Be Jobless welcomes Dylan Yates to the #Pyjarmy. He’s a jobless writer with a Spanish housemate, a few bottles of cheap red wine and a discussion point. This week: LinkedIn-speak.

200345957-005THE RIOJA JOURNALS: A LinkedIn discussion over the course of a fine, flowing Spanish wine | Dylan Yates

Hello, I’m Dylan. HTBJ has asked me to share my thoughts on LinkedIn, its pros, its cons, and the whys and wherefores littered between.

Being an obliging chap, this is exactly what I shall proceed to do, in the form of discussion with my Catalan housemate over a fashionably inexpensive (Sainsbury’s had a good discount this weekend) bottle of Rioja.

DYLAN: Today’s well-intentioned endeavour to get a strong breakfast and beat a quick path to the library, deliriously eager to begin a day of job seeking, looks to be going the way of most well-intended plans.

I knew when applying to live in…

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North South Collide – Episode 16

STOP THE PRESS! It’s returned! The boys are back in town with an all new podcast for your ears to please themselves to.

See if you can spot the sound of beer cans being cracked open mid-recording. As we like to remind you continuously throughout this series, standards, and quality accorded to the North South Collide podcast in general, is very much average at best.

“They’d listen to 5 minutes of this podcast and you’d be unemployable, pal” – Josh, on the impact of the podcast on the success of Dylan’s employability.