North South Collide – Episode 14

Well, the BOOK is NOW OUT! – ‘Marooned in Aggieland: A Bumbling Brit Discovers College Football, Guns N’ Waffles’ is available to order through both Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

To celebrate, we’re back with another episode of pure nonsensical drivel.

“I’m not going to whip out a sewing kit and get this going” – Josh’s encounter with a ‘stupid trailing dress’.

Please, do your best with this one.

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North South Collide – Episode 13

Lucky episode 13 is here.

“…that is the end of the North South Collide” – a salty exchange about ‘mine sweeping’ nearly leads to the end of the podcast series when Josh threatens to walk out.

In further developments, Josh’s book now has a release date: 1st October 2014. That’s right, the fruits of a whole year’s labour will be available for you to dissect and disseminate in literary form from next week.

Get ready.



While reading my sister’s diary I found this:

Umberé keeps turning up unannounced. I think he’s been tinkering with the drink again. I tried to tell mum, in as organised a fashion as possible, but the woman just will not have it!

OK, so at times I can be a little unconventional with my directives but come on! Just reply to me and say;

‘Leave me alone Ella’ rather than hiding your head in the cupboard and whistling ‘bobby’s girl’ over and over.

Oh yeah, she really loves that dang song. Someone should tell her Bobby ain’t coming.

anyway… that’s just me paraphrasing. Here’s an old song:

Young Thug Is Cambridge Educated


Young Thug is actually a far throw from the streets of Atlanta he bangs for, as new evidence uncovered this week reveals.

‘Thugger Thugger’ as the chap’s known, is actually Cambridge educated and really ‘bout dat Samuel Taylor Gang Coleridge lyf.

This week, his ex-room mate has come forward to support claims Thug is actually a bona fide intellectual.

Basil Gordon-Humphries claims Thugger wrote the following verse while living in halls in Pembroke college:

My diiiiamonds, they say Pikachu / They gon’ wink at you / I’m a boss, bitch, I’ma walk through and just peek at you.”

Apparently it was created as an ode to the influence of Japanese anime on contemporary western civilisation.

Young Thug might have a privileged background but the man’s still saying fuck the other side.